Gary's Super Radical, Awesomely Fantastic Blog: Welcome! Do You Like The New Diggs?

Friday, July 30, 2010

Welcome! Do You Like The New Diggs?

Well, my very good friend Johnny Codeboner told me that if I kept my blog going, outside of Rawlco, he would buy me a beer at the bar for every post I put up, so here is beer number one. This could be a really good idea.

Let's celebrate, with a fantasy! If the picture don't work, click this ol' thang!

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AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 9:51 AM
wORST BLOG TO DATE - CAN'T WAIT FOR A REAL ONE
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AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Soo Cool are you going to change your name to Gary Bon Jovi? lol
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AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 11:07 AM
I want an Rhinos playoff blog.
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AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 11:23 AM
For this sad attempt of a free drink you have earned yourself one delicious bar mat... real drinks to come for real blogs
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Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast!!!!!!!

Episode 31

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Episode 31 - The Tabaracci Fuhr Show

Episode 31 - The Tabaracci Fuhr Show is brought to you by:

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And dedicated to our boy Gregory Dubetz....... Heaven just got a LOT more Silky!!!

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- Sponsor and contributor Michael Garnett and Show Lawyer The Big Vern join the show, and we couldn't be more happy to have them!!!

- NHL Playoff talk, how do you see this thing finishing up?

- NBA Talk, same question!!

- We debut our new song titled "Where Is El Dandy??"

- A low blood sugar level led to an airplane groping..........we'll touch on that.

- Osama Bin Laden....... Sex Machine?

- Is Shaq one of the greatest ever?

- This weeks Porno Parody Party movies are "X-Men - First Class" and "Super 8"

- As well, we have another Jeff Wickstrom cliff hanger!

Blogatron Presents: The Neon Flamingo Cantina ... For All Your Flamingo Needs

As in life "Winners" attract "winners" or those that enjoy winning. If Charlie Sheen played rec hockey, he may choose to play for theNeonFlamingo's.....or maybe he wouldn't as theNeonFlamingo's have only won 0 championships.... And Charlie Sheen is A lone intergalactic Space Shark that doesn't limit his Deep space adventures to the Milky Way, rather propelling himself by the tail of a champion through the heart of endless existence, so Charlie Sheen doesn't have time for hockey!

Shane Endicott on the other hand does have time for Rec hockey and has offered his services for the odd double double. This could be a direct result of the Neon Flamingos current Division B CUCHL hockey tear. It goes without saying that such a tear has inspired a former theNeonFlamingos hockey member to return early and beg for his old position after having defected from the team to Columbia leaving behind the ice and steel in a soul search filled with coffee bean juicy cheeba, unsuspecting nearly legal females and double trouble coffee (2 cream-2 grams of cocaine).

If the cap of one's knee was in flames one would assume that he would be the one acknowledged in a native name translated as "he that bears the knee of the Flaming-O" And if he came from the time of the Mullet, wood sticks, and bright two coloured neon shorts his shortened name must be theNeonFlamingo.

Noting this, to be 'he that bears the knee of the Flaming-O" can only happen when one scores a hockey goal often by virtue of classic form in the way of dropping to one knee and pounding home a solid one-timer; it is the act of squashing the symbolic pink flamingo, driving the invisible creature into the ice, each time destroying all that is lame in the land between heaven and hell! By doing this one takes on the aura of the future dead Brett Hull's skeleton that periodically travels back through time within the space and realm of powerful worker spirits, (quite similar to "fire power" achieved in NBA Jam Arcade) the time traveling Brett Hull Skeleton spirit grants an added boost to those that accept his finishing styles!

The Flamingo is a beautiful creature of vibrant colouration, often colonizes in mass quantities to fend of the competition of its predators as well as providing a social structure that enables reproduction and strength in numbers. The dichotomy of this bird as far as the symbol to a hockey organization rests between it's vulnerability and the adaptation to fend this negative off through its numbers, making the Flamingo a strong vulnerable species.

Teamwork. The bird is often represented in photos as standing on one leg, the other is bent under it's body; this trait serves as a reminder to all NeonFlamingos in the world how to succeed in whatever they do, which is to say "finding an accurate and quick strike" to beat the competition, then repeat!

We are a team built for the playoffs; we possess the spirit of the pink bird, and then crush it into the ice within the Aura of the future dead Brett Hull's skeleton. We are all theNeonFlamingos!

Let's go Rodeo -

theNeonFlamingos is a registered trademark of the what'sinmydroors brand of frightened little bitch hockey and may only be used by the written consent of Jason Fucking Andrew Mazzei. Posers are greatly regaurded and will have the occasional beer purchased for them if seen in public, so take this as written consent to use theNeonFlamingos trademark if you want to be like them. If you hate theNeonFlamingos then go fuck yourself!!

Friday, July 30, 2010

Welcome! Do You Like The New Diggs?

4 comments:

Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast!!!!!!!

Episode 31 - The Tabaracci Fuhr Show

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