The Laziest Blog I've Ever Written, AKA, My Weekly Thoughts!!

This is the laziest Blog I have ever written! I always said I would never do a "Here's a couple of things that I am thinking in the Sports World, and Out." type of blog, only because everyone does them, but now I know why people do them, they are real easy.

To prove how easy these are, I am going to time how long it takes me to write this.

Just check this out..... start the clock:

- Manny Ramirez is the greatest hitter of my generation! I don't care about the drugs, the guy was a character, an entertainer, and one hell of a great ball player. He will be missed. I really hope he gets some sort of job in the media, he would be awesome. Sort of like the Charles Barkley of Baseball.

You will be missed old friend!

- Rory Mcilroy had a great run at the Masters didn't he? Like he said, he "Did lead the Masters for 63 holes!" That's a pretty big deal, the kid will be fine. Here's a question that will make you think, who choked harder, Mcilroy, or the Blades? I'm taking the Blades.

(****This question will be given to the panel on this week's podcast.****)

It's alright kid! You'll get em next time!

Time Check!!!? 2 minutes and 37 seconds, not a bad start.

- Did you see how hot Jason Day's wife was? They kept showing her while he was trying to chase down Charl Schwartzel. Charl was leading the whole time, but they kept going to shots of Day's wife. I was wondering why they were doing this, until they showed Charl's wife, then it all made sense. The good news for her,  they can now afford to get all the surgeries that all the hot rich wives get. (I mean that in the nicest way possible, trust me, I know I could use a nip here, and a tuck there as well.)

NICE! It was weird how we never saw her body at all? But what a face!

- Does anybody else hate the new CBC Hockey Night In Canada Theme? Every year, I turn the TV up to full blast and get goose bumps when they play the whole "The following is a presentation of CBC sports!" In my head, I'm thinking "Ahhhh fuck yeah, here we go baby, playoff time bitches!!" Then those bagpipes hit, and I am thinking "What in the fuck is that!!! Really, are you serious right now??" and I change the channel to TSN to get my song, but it just isn't the same.

Now don't get me wrong, I love the pipes, especially when my man Count Cockula, aka Grant Mackay plays "If you want my body!" on them, but that new CBC song sucks man. Thanks CBC, for ruining my playoff high!

Count Cockula' at his former job on Sesame Street.

Time Check? 4 minutes and 15 seconds, nice pace.

- The Blue Jays will be fine. They had a couple really bad blow ups over the last week or so, but like my pappy always told me, "It's not a mistake, if you learn from it." Unfortunately that didn't work when I got busted stealing his liquor, but it is what it is. A wild card birth is still in the Jays future, trust me on that one.

- Finally, the Boston Bruins will win the Stanley Cup. Now I Know they lost game one last night thanks to a red hot Carey Price, but that will not last. He saw more rubber than a dead skunk on the Trans Canada Highway, and we have all seen this before, Price will start to lose his cool, and when all is said and done with this series, they Bruins will be victorious, 4 games to 2.

This is what we'll see come the second week in June!!

Final Time Check? 5 minutes and 54 seconds.

There we go, that's how do a lazy ass blog. I am trying to get another interview done with a pretty big name, but it might not happen, and prepping for the podcast usually takes up most of my time, so these lazy blogs might start showing up more and more, so I hope you enjoyed it.

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