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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Have You Heard About The Booty Pillow?

Now I know this is supposed to be a sports related blog, but something caught my eye, and I had to (Pardon the pun) get to the bottom of it.

Have you ever heard of the booty pillow? Me either, so I decided to get a hold of Co Founders of the Booty Pillow, Lull Mengesha and Nic McGrue, as well as Promotions Manager Troy Tsuchikawao to see what the heck is going on here?????

******* Editor's Note - This was done last week, before the Boston Bruins destroyed the Canucks in the Stanley Cup Final!********

Nice logo!
1. So tell me the story about how the Booty Pillow came to be.

Lull: One day I was hanging out and relaxing with a girl I was dating. She was laying on her stomach reading a book, I ended up resting my head in the small of her back.  It was pretty comfortable, so much so that I feel asleep. When she needed to get up, I said, "Man I wish I could just have your butt to lay on whenever I want to." She laughed at me, but I was actually being serious.

Nic:  Lull always comes up with crazy ideas and shoots them by me to see what I think.  He called me the next day and told me the story.  I, as many people do when they hear about the product, burst into laughter, but I immediately saw the vision and really wanted to get to work and make it happen.  Lull and I started working on it right away.  We occasionally used Troy for our different graphic design needs and requirements. He was very helpful and brought a lot to the table so we were happy to eventually add him to the Booty Pillow Team.

Lucky Guy!
2. Just to be clear, this is not a sex toy right? It's basically just a sexy pillow?

Troy: Haha. No it's not a sex toy. It really is meant to be a pillow. I sleep on it every night.  Besides its obvious humor, it's actually very comfortable.  But I mean, we have no control over what people do with it once they buy it.  I figure if someone wants some bad enough, they could turn your standard feather pillow into a sex toy I guess. 

So many options, I love them all!
3. If I buy one, will girls be disturbed when they walk into my bedroom (if that ever happens), and see one of these? If yes, what do I tell them to make sure they are still interested in having a nice little time with me.

Nic:  When girls see it in my room, they either start laughing quite a bit, or say "What the heck is this!?!"  It's probably even worse for me because I have 2 or 3 Booty Pillows thrown about my bed at any given time, so it might be a little overload for some girls.  For the ones that are a bit apprehensive, you just have to let them try it out. When they actually are able to see and feel that it really is comfortable, their disturbance goes away.

Soooooo Romantic!
4. If I get one of these, can I tell people that I now have a girlfriend? Because I get made fun of lots for not having a girlfriend.

Lull:  I wouldn't say you have a girlfriend, but you can be creative with your wording when people inquire.  Like if someone asks if you're dating someone, say, "Oh, I've got a little something that I get some cuddle action from." Or the next time people make fun of you for not having a girlfriend say, "Hey, I've got something special to go home to at night so I'm all good." It's the truth right? They can take that to mean whatever they want.

5. Since this is supposed to be a Sports Blog of sorts, you guys like hockey? If so, who you got to win the cup? 

Troy: We're from Seattle so we've gotta represent our neighbors to the north and say Go Canucks!  We were actually thinking about heading up there this weekend. I bet the scene in Vancouver is pretty fun right now. We'd love to spread a little Booty Pillow love to a rowdy Canucks crowd.
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So there you have it, if you want a Booty Pillow, you can check out the boys website by clicking this link:

https://bootypillows.com/

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Friday, June 10, 2011

A Little Interview With Your Boy Cabbie From TSN

*******I want to dedicate this one to my boy the Silkamatic 5000...... thank you for being a constant reminder of how precious life is, you have made me a better person, and I am so proud of you and everything you have done. I love you.*******


Cabbie is back in the sports world, so I thought I would check in and ask him what the hell he was doing on the Merylin Denis show! C'mon man!

1. So Cabbie, how does it feel to be back in the sports game? I know a lot of your fans out West have missed you and your unique sense of humor, since most sports fans don't know who Merylin Denis is.

 
CAB: it's cool to be back. I'm fortunate that people have responded to my interviews the way they have in the past. Still got messages from people asking me where I went and why I left sports. I appreciated all of the feedback. As for Marilyn Denis, I'm having a blast working with her and on her show. I love the opportunity to express myself in a different light and to a different audience.

CHA BOY!!!
2. What can we look for from this new gig? Please tell me it will be just like your old gig, because you were hilarious man!
 
CAB: Always best to keep your expectations low. That's what I usually tell women and I'm extending that to you.


Cab at the All Star game, lucky guy!
3.  Out of all your escapades over the years, give me your favorite funny story.

CAB: in Houston during the NBA All Star Weekend, I was interviewing the Western Conference All Stars. Room's packed with media and I'm wearing a stupid cowboy hat. I approach Steve Nash to ask him why everything is bigger in the state of Texas . Due to my interview style as a close talker, I like to keep my breath fresh, so I was chewing gum. As I'm asking the question, the gum falls out of my mouth and into the MVP's lap. Dead center. Steve, who's sitting in his locker, looks up at me confused and utters, "did you just spit gum into my crotch?" I sure did. It was tremendously embarrassing.


What a handsome fella!
4. Seeing you build your relationship with Kobe Bryant has inspired me to try to get the same type of relationship with you. Will you be my Kobe?  If the answer is yes, then go to question 5.

CAB: you should set your goals higher. But if you wanna come hang out in the city, you're more than welcomed to.


Cab and Kobe!
5. Are you coming to Saskatoon again for the Jarret Stoll Celebrity Golf Classic? If so, can I be your offical host in town? I like to think I know all hot spots, where the, how do you say "Fly Honies" be at. Wouldn't that be a great way to start our new relationship together?

CAB: if you ever write "fly honnies" again, I'm gonna drop kick you into the Saskatchewan river...actually, Jarret and I will do it together.

6. Is there anything you would like to say to all your fans in Saskatchewan?

CAB: where did all your hills go?


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So there you go, just another big time interview getting knocked out, no big deal.

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