Greg "Silky" Dubetz, Your 2010 Canadian Athlete Of The Year!

Joey Votto has been voted Canada's Athlete Of The Year........ good for him. To be honest, I have no problem with this. I am sort of disappointed that I wasn't even nominated after my stellar season with the Rhinos, in which I carried us to with in one game of the League Final,  and not to mention my hot start with The Flamingos this year, with that being said, good job Joey.

Was he actually the best Canadian Athlete? Well that is why we are here today ladies and gentleman. First off, Amateur Athletes, I am sorry, but I always feel a little ripped off when a conoe-ist, or a Moguls Skier wins this thing,

I don't know why that is, but it is what is. So as far as the gold medalists at the Vancouver Olympics go, I'm sorry Chistine Nesbitt, Alexandre Bilodeau, and Skeleton Guy who crushed the pitcher of beer in front of the world, (Click the Picture for the video) he would get my vote by the way, for doing his impression of me and Boontis at Maguires back in the day, but you guys just don't have the same swagger as a Nash, or Crosby or Toews.

When you break it all down, there are only four guys that actually had a legitimate chance, Crosby, due to the Golden Goal, Toews, due to his dominant Olympics debut, and his Stanley Cup performance, GSP, because he is the facking man, and Votto, who almost pulled off the coveted MLB Triple Crown, which hasn't been done since Carl Yastrzemski in '67 with the Red Sox.

I smell a list, why don't we go ahead and call it "Gary's Top Five List Of His Canadian Athletes Of The Year!"

So let's break it down shall we.

Sydney Crosby

He had 109 points for the Pens last year, as well as 19 in 13 playoff games, but that is not where he gets his biggest push, he made me fifty bucks by scoring the Golden Goal at the Olympics, so, call me selfish, but that's my biggest reason for him being here, the money, not the goal.

Jonathon Toews

The 22 year old from Winnipeg led his team to the Stanley Cup, thanks to his 29 points in 22 games, and he also was regarded as one of the most dominant players in the Olympic hockey tournament........ "but Gary, why is he on your list?" you ask? That's easy baby, I took him in both my playoff drafts, and he won me both of them, so, sticking with a theme here, he's getting me that Kwan, and not the Michelle kind.

George "Rush" St. Pierre

The pound for pound best fighter in the world hasn't made me any money, but he has won a couple of fights this year, defending the UFC Welterwight Title. This would probably be my boy El Dandy's pick, but not mine.

Joey Votto

Then there's Votto. Not since Larry Walker has a Canadian won the NL MVP award. He was hands down the best player in all of baseball this year, and when someone wins an MVP award, it's such a huge honor, that it should automatically make the recipient the Canadian Athlete of the Year, kind of like when Steve Nash won the NBA MVP. Only one person can beat this guy, and that would be.....

Greg "Silkamatic 5000" Dubetz

Dude has overcome more in the last year than all five of these guys combined, and that is only because he was in PEAK physical shape before he battled the greatest opponent in the history of humanity, Cancer.

So far the scoreboard reads "Silkatron 1 - Cancer 0".  That my friends is good enough for me to crown Greg Dubetz my Canadian Athlete of the Year.

If you would like to congratulate him on this prestigious award, you can do so at Tequila's on Thursday night for the Tequila Nightclub Christmas Sweater Party, where all proceeds will be going to the GGLAD Foundation.

 If you would like tickets, you can email me at gettinergoin@yahoo.com , and leave a message, and I will get back to you. The tickets are 12 dollars, and will allow you to skip the line at the door, and roll right in to the hottest party of the Christmas season.


The link to the Greg "Silkamatic " Dubetz Facebook page is here:

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Moving along, what happened on Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast  this week you ask?

Episode 11 The Super Awesome Christmas Edition

- El Dandy is back for his second show, and we do a review of UFC 124, along with a preview of UFC125........ What athlete would you want to have a beer with....... Listener email from Jeff Wickstrom asking "What was your top Sports story of 2010?"........ New listener couple of the week Matt and Anna get a shout out.....Tom Brady has the best selling Patriots jersey right??? What?? No??? ............. What kind of dog is Mike Vick going to get?...........

- VIking's outdoor game, no booze, no thanks..........  Tripgate, was Sal Alosi right in tripping up Nolan Carrol?......  Should LA get a new NFL team, now that they have 3 new stadium designs?...... Cliff Lee to Philly, HOLY CANOLI

All that plus much MUCH more!


So, until next week,  Trojan Horse says "Merry Christmas, and see you on Thursday at Tequilas!!"

What Will The 2011 Jays Look Like????

So the MLB winter meetings are over, and the Toronto Blue Jays made some noise, trading Opening Day starter and anchor of the ridiculously young rotation Shaun Marcum, for Canadian Brett Lawrie. As well the Jays have been linked to many names, including Manny Ramirez, (Who I love!), Cy Young Winner Zach Grienke, (I also would love to see him fill Marcum's void........ that wasn't supposed to sound dirty), even my boy the O-Dog, Orlando Hudson has been romantically linked to my beloved Jays.

So what kind of a line up will we be looking at going into training camp..... that I cannot tell you, obviously because I am not the Fortune Teller booth from the movie Big, but what I can do is show you the line up that I would love to see.... with in reason.

Since it has been awhile since we had a sweet list, let's go ahead and name this one "Gary's Super Awesome Blue Jays Starting Roster That Will Most Likely NOT Be The One That The Boys Field..... But It Would Still Be Pretty Freaking Sweet!!!"

Ok, as Don Cherry likes to say.... "Let's Go!" (Click the Don for the best video in Rock Em Sock Em History!)

Let's Start with the pitching staff shall we:

1. Zach Grienke (This one has been pretty much tossed out now, but still, would be nice!)

2. Ricky Romero

3. Brendan Morrow

4. Brett Cecil

5. Kyle Drabek

Will Drabek be able to help the Jays to a playoff spot in 2011? I am thinkin you bet your balls!

Position

C - Russel Martin

1B - Adam Lind

2B - Orlando Hudson

3B - Arron Hill

SS - Yunel Escobar

LF - Travis Snider

CF - Vernon Wells

RF - Jose Bautista

DH - Manny Ramirez

Could the next Episodes of "Manny being Manny" be filmed in Toronto? I sure as shit hope so!

I checked in with the Maestro Of Bloganomics, and he had pretty much the same thing going, except no Grienke, no O-Dog, and Martin at third, but still, the idea is that this team is about to be very competitive in the league's most competitive division. That is why this whole blog is here, it is now time to get really excited about the Toronto Blue Jays, because we are on the verge of something we haven't seen around these parts since 1993.

What happened on Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast you ask? 

- We have El Dandy from It's Fighting Stupid - The best MMA/Boxing blog in all of Saskatchewan, and we do a preview of the BIG UFC 124 card......... Sports stars trade marking catch phrases?........ Rambo gets inducted in the boxing hall of fame........ What would you change your name to? Captain Awesome? ....... Heismen Talk.......... The Hornets new owner, the NBA!......

- Peter King says no trouble for Favre's cock!.......Sex club game, a review.........Mike Vick, Pro Bowl Votes Leader!!.....A list of terrible things that has happened to joggers.......Wrestling confronts the finger up the ass menace...Cypress Hill singer says CJ from GTA is him, give me some money bitch!..... You can fight as Butterbean........ Guess which team is most played online in Madden 11?

Here is you Greg Dubetz Fundraising Update:

The poker night is Sunday the 19th, u can visit the facebook page for more details.

Matty Andersons famous super extraordinary Christmas Carol crawl. You cannot miss this event! Its so sweet. we start the night with a beer night at the hose then we (usually 50) march down the Broadway bars and sing carols at each bar until people donate enough money, if they don't donate, we sing louder. And a cocktail waits at each bar for us! So this event is on the 23rd. and will finish around 10. Then the bus will go from the Hose to Tequila for the big fundraiser

Tequila: $12 cover, $3 dollar coat check, all goes to Greg, and 10% of all liquor purchases! Chunk is bringing in Sasha grey, need no explanation, to DJ. it will be sick.

The link to the Greg "Silkamatic " Dubetz Facebook page is here:

http://www.facebook.com/#%21/event.php?eid=161185523918450

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Until next week,  Trojan Horse says "Go Jays Go!"

Mike Vick Is Awesome!!!

Mike Vick is AWESOME! I have been having a back and forth argument with my boy Pistol Pete pretty much since Vick got his first start this year. He says, (blinded by his Tom Brady Arabian Goggles) "Vick is sooooooo overrated, I can't believe people believe this crap, he is not that good!!!" To which I always reply "Vick is the best QB in the NFL right now!"

The old Mike Vick, relying on his athleticism to win games

Now I am not here to rip on the Pistol and his homo erotic fascination with Mr. Brady, but seriously...... .C'mon Man! This guy has been through so much over the past couple of years, and we are not going to get into that, but for him to come back to a sport that he once took for granted, and to be as incredible as he has been, (not just on the field, but off as well!) is stuff right out of the movies!

The New Mike Vick, thinking pass first, so beautiful!

So now that all that has been said, let's take a look at the numbers shall we:

Through 9 games Vick has:

- Thrown for 15 touchdowns, compared to 2 interceptions

- 2245 yards passing, with a 63.8  completion percentage

- 467 rushing yards, with 6 MORE touchdowns!!

- That works out to a QB rating of 105.7

This is not including those 4 dropped TD passes, and 5 other dropped passes over the past 4 weeks.

How about a comparison to the chosen one him self, the golden boy, Sir Tomas Brady:

Through 11 games, Brady has:

- 23 touchdowns, compared to 4 interceptions

- 2703 yards passing, and a completion percentage of 66.3

- 14 rushing yards, with 1 touchdown

- That works out to a QB of 105.8

What a super stud eh? Wow!

Ok kids, now what have we learned? I don't know about you, but it looks like Mike Vick is the black Tom Brady, mixed with the speed and elusiveness of Barry Sanders....... Who would you take to start your team?

If you answered Brady, you would be wrong, and as well, you have no business talking sports..... ever......... Pete.

Give me a break, who would have thought Tom would enter a wet T-shirt contest at Senior Frogs in Cancun?

I read an article about how Vick used to just go out and play in Atlanta, never watching tape, or putting in the hours and hours of extra work that goes into being an elite NFL quarterback. After he had everything taken away from him, he came back down to earth, and now understands what it takes to be great.

Before jail, Vick was an athlete that happened to play QB; now he is a QB that is a very good athlete.  Basically not relying on his athleticism and he is making good QB decisions, looking to pass first, instead of run first.  He is awesome.

Since this was a somewhat serious blog posting, I really feel like I let all three of the people that are going to read this down, by not throwing in more humor, I guess I will leave that to the Podcast.

Speaking of..... Coming up on this weeks installment of Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast: 

- In this jam packed one click to play episode, we talk about the Lakers and Heat losing, James Harrison getting fined....again, The LPGA is now allowing sex changed guys to girls...... Alcoholic Whipped Cream, Andre Johnson and Cortland Finnegan get fined, but not suspended for punching each other in the face.....

- Grampers and Call of Duty in the same bundle??? Stevie Johnson blames god for his dropped balls..... Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Competitive Eating team? Sydney Crosby getting special NHL treatment.....Man kicks horse at Texans game..... 4 Point line in the NBA??? Lesbian coach gets fired for coming out to team.
As well we have song requests, listener email, and new listener of the week..... Enjoy.

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Until next week, let's do this Trojan Horse!

I'm Still In Miami Bitch!

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I'm In Miami Bitch!

I'm in Miami Bitch, or should I say, I was in Miami, and let me tell you, it was really something else! Me and Count Cockula (from Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast fame), along with my Lawyer and Commissioner of the DAFFL, and three other very good friends, decided it was time to go to a Dolphins game. (Click the boys for the song!)

Now the last time I went on a football trip was a couple of years ago, and I did a timeline of the trip, ( you can check that out here , and here )  and talked about all the fun stuff that happened, so let's see if we can't do that again!

So now, for your reading pleasure, or, in the case of most people who read this blog, to help you waste some time at work, I give to you "Gary's Drunken Recollection Of His Miami Trip..........Which May Or May Not Be Totally True!?".

Thursday Nov 11

6 am - Shawn and his beautiful wife Ash pick me up, I'm possibly still drunk from the previous night, flight leaves at 8, sooooo tired.

8 am - On the plane, thank goodness I brought these two game boys. Right now, playing Zelda, A Link to the Past for the Game Boy Advance, I know, Awesome.

9 am - Game change, time for some Contra on OG, aka the Original Game boy.

 9:45 am - Count Cockula demands some Contra action, and if I have ever learned anything in lfe, I have learned when the Count demands something, you give it up, or else he'll try to teach you how to count, with his little count, guess it's back to the land of Hyrule.

11:00 am - Moment of Silence for the Troops, thank you for all that you have done, and continue to do.




5 ish pm Miami Time - I forgot where we stopped for a connecting flight on the way, Chicago..... maybe...... either way, I can tell you that I almost beat that dick Ganon in Zelda, he is freaking tough man....... oh yeah, I'm in Miami Bitch! Arya and I immediately head straight to the closest bar in the airport, two shots, and two Coronas..... here we go.


 5:45 ish pm- "Hey, that guy looks famous!" Someone says as we walk towards the taxi stand. There's a sign that says Willie Parker........ Whisky Tango Foxtrot, "Willie Parker!!! Sweet" No one talks to him, he doesn't even have a team right now..... so who really cares........ but still, celeb sighting!!! If I was a girl, I would have totally seduced the shit out of him.


6 ish pm - Get in a van, with some gals from Dallas, and a gal from Pittsburgh. They say "Where ya'll from?" I proudly say "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada!" They say "What??" Then I tell them about my Igloo and pet Polar Bear named Count Cockula. Very nice. Silly Americans, but seriously, super hot.

7 ish pm - Arrive at our hotel, and wow, no tables or chairs in the room, just two beds for me and the Count, and a bathroom that smells like some real dirty sex acts just went on in their prior to our arrival........ We're going to need some booze.

8 ish pm - Off to Finnegan's to watch the Heat - Celtics game, and to watch the Ravens lose me money.... thanks to Pistol Pete and his not so lucrative picks..... Hey look, it's the Iceman Chuck Lidell!! He looks really sore, still neat to see, once again, no one says anything, he looked like he was in a hurry, and I know I'm drunk, but was he wearing a fanny pack?? Better ask El Dandy.

Yep, that's the Iceman working out naked. I was looking for a funny picture of him, and once I saw this, I had to use it right?

11ish pm - Hard liquor is needed, store closes at 11, me and the Count have to hurry!

11:07 ish pm - We arrive at the I Heart Liquor store, and proceed to buy two 66's, one of Pomegranate Vodka, and one of Brugal Rum.......... 60 dollars.......... nice, turns out the store is open until midnight..... take note Canada!

Friday the 12th

12 am ish - Everyone is passed out, the Count looks at me, and doesn't need to say a word, off to the Ballet for some local entertainment.

1:30 ish am - Madonna's........ NICE!!

2 ish am - Very Talented, I never knew being called Papi could be so neat!

3 am - Me and The Count Fall asleep while listening to Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast, those guys are hilarious.

9 am - Wake up time, Pomegranate Vodka and Gatorade, breakfast of champions.

2 pm ish - Off to the beach! I wonder what feeling sober feels like.......... HOLY CRAP!!! Look at that, that girls got no top on.......... WOW. This is the best beach ever..... Let's play some football.

3 pm - I hear the Count's snap count "One...... Topless Girl..... AH AH AH..... Two..... Topless Girl....... AH AH AH........ HUT!"

Count Cockula at the line of scrimmage!

5 pm - Football was a bad idea..........I think I might pu...... BOOBS!! NAKED BOOBS!!!!

7 pm - Supper time, Mojitos and Miller Lights and hot girls, oh my!

11 pm - I feel like I've been here before........... there's something about this place that looks familiar......... oh yeah, were back at Madonna's again, the best night club in town, everyone is sooooo friendly.

Just like last time, this blog got too long already, so we are going to have to split it into two parts again. What is going to happen?

Will the boys make it to the Heat - Raptors game, or even better, make it home?

Will they end up back at the beach where an injury almost ruined a great time?

Will they get on the Jumbo Tron at the Dolphins game, while doing the Wisniewski?

Check in next week to find out.

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Coming up on Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast this weekend:

SUPER AWESOME SHOW NUMBER 7

- We unveil the NEW THEME SONG, produced and recorded in Toronto by The Abyss and Gigs
- Mike Vick talk, best in the league....... I think so
- Listener Email, Listener Email!!!!!!
- Should Kobe Bryant be fined or suspended for being in the new COD commercials?
- NHL talk

All that plus SOOOOOOOOOO much more, you would be crazy not to check it out.

On that note, have a great weekend....... Trojan Horse, Take Me Home!!!

Thank You Sports World, For Teaching Me How To Dougie

I was at Josh and The Refridgeration's house on Saturday, and the WHOLE HOUSE was Dougie-ing all night long, some were better than others, but a great time was had by all. In my Russian Prince induced stupor, I wondered to myself "Man, Allie looks real good while she Dougie's....... Damn! Thank you John Wall!!!" Then I thought "I have to write about this, so everyone can experience this moment!"

So for those of you not in the know,  first overall pick in the NBA Draft this year, John Wall played his first home game the other night, and during his intro, he did the sweetest Dougie I have ever seen. (If you don't know what The Dougie is, first off, shame on you! Secondly, it's a dance.) So J-WOW busts this out, then goes out and scores 29, along with 13 dimes, and 9 steals...... aka a hell of a game. (Click Wall for the video!)

I got wondering, since I am usually onto these sports phenomenons before they hit the main stream,  (I was doing the Soldia Boy before Soldia Boy bitch! ) where exactly did all this start? So I did a little Internet research, and here is what I found.

Turns out, a hip hop crew named the Cali Swag District wrote a song about the dance, much like the Soldia Boy, you can click the picture for the video.

Then I found out, it was all thanks to Uncle Phil, having sex, back in the day, big time! Isn't that wild? Hit Carleton for the video evidence.

Now that we know where it came from, let's get to the reason we are all here today! 

People have been shouting from their high chairs, lambasting this kid for showboating, some even going as far as to say Wall will never win an NBA title, because he danced before a game. This is some of the stupidest shit (sorry mom!) I have ever heard.

If you know me at all, you know I love show boaters, entertainers, guys like T.O., Ocho, Moss (Love the Tennessee signing by the way), guys that go out and do what they want, and have fun while doing it. So it should come as no surprise to any of you that I love this kid.

So people who don't like athletes having fun, I have made a special list, just for you, I call it "Gary's List Of Athletes Having Fun, Stop Being Up Tight Dick Heads And Enjoy This Shit (sorry mom), That's What They Are Doing!! Cheesus Crust, This Is A Good List Name!"  Basically, guys doing the dougie baby!

***** Click on the pictures for the dance video*****

My Boy Braylon Edwards

He got a flag for over excessive celebrating, but well worth it if you ask me.

Lil' Nate Robinson

This is just awesome, gotta love guys having fun!

Demarcus Cousins

This one was sweet, because he wwaas doing it with my boy Wall. Can you say Double Dougie??

Reggie Bush

I love Reggie, and I still don't know how he could have let my gurl KK go, don't they look cute together? His dance is pretty tight too!

Dez Bryant

Here's the Dallas Cowboy, showing you all how to Dougie!

So there you have it, just a bunch of athletes, having fun, while playing sports, nothing more awesome than that, except maybe...............

Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast was hilarious this week:

 http://kyleandgary.podbean.com/


 Here's what we covered:

- We have Listener email!!! Tim Tebow's poop made the news, Ashton and Demi Moore got The University of Iowa in trouble, The CFL prooves it's Bush League...... Again,

- The CFL is a joke, World of Warcraft's Red Shirt guy is back, so is the McRib, Randy Moss is on the moveand a pro rugby player had hot oral sex with a dog..........gross, I know.

- Jerry Rice the greatest NFL player of all time? Woman utters line never before heard in a police report, Madden Ratings make fun of Donny McNabb, and Beer faces off against vaginas.
So check it out, I promise at least one laugh, or half a chuckle.

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I am off to Miami next week, so look for a full report of the trip on this blog when I get back. In the mean time...... Ride Trojan Horse, RIDE!!!!!!!

This Is How You Turn Slutty Halloween Costumes, Into A Sports Related Blog!

Halloween is almost here, and I have to honestly admit, that ever since I was told I am too old to go out trick or treating (about two years ago), I have lost my love for the spooky day. So needless to say, I don't get into the whole dressing up for Halloween parties deal.

I am an old fashioned man, I like my liqour mixed with water, my video games played on the 8-bit, and my Halloween costumes slutty, be it on guys or girls.

So in honor of my least favorite holiday, we are going to see if we can make me like Halloween, by exploring the sluttiest sports costumes on the Internet.

Sexy Adult Boxer

So here we have the sexy boxer. All I have to say is I would love to go twelve rounds with her. If I see a girl in this costume at the party I am going to, she will have the pleasure of turning me down, before she even gets her first drink in her.

6 Evander Holyfield Ears out of 10


Sexy Referee

Five minute major for hotness. This costume has a lot of super powers that come with it. If I am at a party, and this girl blows her whistle, and says "You, go make me a drink, then fill my car up with gas, get my boyfriend a drink and go call that girl in the boxer outfit a slut!!" I will do it. That's a super power right?

8 Blown Calls out of 10

Sexy Nascar Lady

Varooooom! This outfit is nice. I like the checkered flag, but I am not really into the whole Nascar deal.

5 Cole Trickles out of 10


Sexy Golf

FORE! If I see this girl at the party, my first question would be "Excuse me miss, I seem to have lost my balls, can you help me find them?" To which she would answer with "Get the hell away from me you drunk creep!" Which would lead me to say "Talk about a hole in one!"

7 Meesta Meesta Ladies out of 10

Sexy Football

Hut Hut Hut! I would love to have this girl snapping the ball to me, there would be no shotgun formations, and the drive would eventually end up in a safety, every time, due to me running out the clock, on every play, possibly leading to one or two hard counts.

8 Brett Favre Soft Cacks out of 10

Sexy Baseball

Batter Up!!! I love baseball, and I love this costume. All though I highly question whether she could beat out a bunt with those boots.

9 Sammy Sosa Corked Bats out of 10

So what am I going to dress up as this weekend? My costume making process begins this Saturday, during our Super Special Halloween Edition of Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast, recorded in front of a live studio audience, and by the time the show is done, my costume will be complete. .......... that costume being............ Black Out Drunk Gary!

What else is coming up on this weeks Podcast you ask? Good question.

- A jets fan making love to his tenants dog..... twice.

- Real life athletes apologizing for their video game counter parts sucking

- The plot holes and paradoxes of the Back To The Future trilogy

- Inventive NFL Wives Start Anti-Cheating Club

 - Baseball Playoffs, Week 7 in the NFL, and NHL talk.

All that, and much much more! Be sure to check it out.

http://kyleandgary.podbean.com/

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Have a great Halloween Everyone! Ride Trojan Horse, Ride!!