Leave Jose Bautista Alone All You Mean Blogger Dinks!

Alright, if you are a huge nerd, and spend half your day on sports websites reading all the rumors so you can feel way more intelligent / important then everyone else, because you know the real reason why Tiger Woods is tied for 1st at the Barclays today, (he's back on the whores), or why Brett Favre's wife might be really unhappy with him (apparently he sent a picture of his penis to a REALLY hot Jets reporter, most Favre fans are calling her the luckiest girl in the world), then you have heard all the stories going around with Blue Jays slugger Jose Bautista.

My problem with this is anybody can say anything now a days, and not face any repercussions, with the only reason for it being to further them career wise (more hits on their page, then they can say X amount of people read my site, I'm awesome!!), and wallet wise (X amount of people turns into X amount of ad money).



Case in point, my boy Jose Bautista. He spent the last couple of years floating around without any attention, or playing time really. Then he finally gets his big chance, Cito Gaston says "Yo Jose! You are playing full time, don't worry about playing time, you will be in there every day!!" All of a sudden, the pressure to play everyday is lifted and Jose is ready for launch (I know what this is like, I went through it with the Rhinos, it's totally true).

So the second this guy starts jacking bombs like like this guy , the word "steroids" starts getting thrown around. Lot's of websites are ripping on the rumor maker, Damien Cox of the Toronto Star, and I agree that this is some kind of bull shit, not to be confused with "Some Old Bullshit", I have talked to Damien a bunch of times during my time with the Drew Remenda Sports Show (Thanks for the HUGE shout out on the show on Wednesday Drew, I love you big guy, seriously the sexiest bald guy I know, I think I might start a rumor right now that we were lovers during the show, and that's how I got my air time. You think that would fly?"), and the guy has been nothing but awesome to me, but after reading about his greasiness, I have to wonder what the hell is up?

I don't agree at all with getting cheap hits on your blog by using keywords like "Jose Bautista and Steroids ", I mean, if you are going to do that just use words like "Hot Sluts Playing Video Games" you would have to be freaking crazy not to click on that right??? Or "Jessica Alba Panties Strip Dance Naked Sex Party" at least those are blatant attempts, that I understand, ( Man I hope that works out for my blog, for all the people that thought they were going to see that shit here, sorry, but thanks for stopping by! I am sure you will find Hot Sluts playing video games and Jessica Alba's pantie sex party somewhere on the net.) but to attack a guy that has finally got it all figured out, and is enjoying a career year is just brutal! At least let him enjoy the rest of the season, then if you really are that click hungry and have no soul, be a dick, and throw out a rumor with no substance or rhyme or reason, and get your cheap clicks!



I just think it's so sad that this has to happen. To me, this is like having the best day ever, you know, the usual best day type of stuff, found a 5 dollar bill on the street outside your house on your way to work, got the hot girl from the restaurant's number at lunch, as well as extra food with said lunch, got to leave work early, got home with a huge smile on your face, about to play some MLB 10 The Show, and then shit hits the fan.......... BOOM! Your PS3 doesn't work "shit, how am I supposed to play Boner Taster now (my pitchers name was Boner Taster).

"Oh well, I still had a great day, I better call that girl from the restaurant............ BOOM!! "Hello, thanks for calling Charlie's Dry Cleaning........" ..... "Shit, Shit!! She gave me a bogus number!!!" Then the phone rings BOOM!!..... brrring, brrring, "Hello!!" , "Hey Gary, it's work, get the hell back here, we need you right now!!" ...... "FAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!"

Then, of course, for the proverbial cherry on top, you stop to buy a drink on the way BACK to work, and then the clerk says "Sorry sir, this is a FAKE five dollar bill, we have been looking for you, you dirty counter fitter, your going to jail for a long time for counterfeiting!!" To which I would answer "Of course you have, well I better take some shit while I'm here!!" Then I would proceed to run out of the store with my arms full of Beef Jerky and G2s................... Wow, now THAT is whats happening to Jose Bautista. Everything was going soooooo good, then this jack ass comes out, and puts that steroid seed back into every one's head, and makes them think "Man, maybe he is juicing?? I was just starting to like him!"



So moral of this week's story, if you are going to start some Internet rumors for the sake of your own personal gain, don't be a dick! Life lesson in the form of an 1980's  Grand Master Flash Rhyme alert! "Think before you act, learn how to be empathetic, if you don't, man, that's just pathetic." I better patent that!

White Sun glassed Doucher Of The Week: This Guy!!
 

WOW, seriously, WOW!

Want to join one of them face book pages with more blogs and fun? Click the sexy man.

 
Almost at a Codeboner case, we will have to have a real blog party soon, with Codeboner buying the booze.
 
See you all next week.