Patriots Say Bye Bye Playoffs, While The Big Moss Man Saves The Vikings!

Randy Moss has been one of "My Guys" since he was taken out of Marshall with the 21st pick of the 1998 NFL Draft. He was brash, he was funny, he was sassy, and most of all, he could flat out play!

He came out of College with a chip on his shoulder, ready to show all the teams that passed on him, that they made a mistake by not taking him earlier..... and then he proved it on the field.

He also performed one of the greatest touchdown celebrations this side of the Icky Shuffle, that's right, I am talking about the Lambeau Moon Job.

Click here to see the play, and hear Joe Buck sound like a little bitch

So with the announcement of Randy finally being freed from the New England Correctional Center, aka the Patriots Franchise, I thought I would give you a quick rundown of how we got to this.

Randy made an impact as a rookie that few other players have been able to do. He was a big part of that record breaking offence in Minnesota that put up 556 points, the most ever in NFL history, and never looked back.

Click the here to see the  Greatest Rookie Season in the history of the NFL

Eventually, the Vikings grew tired of Randy and shipped him off to the black hole in Oakland, where he did nothing but collect a paycheck for 2 years.

Randy being Randy! This picture sums up Moss's time in Oakland.

Then, the ground roots were set for the deal that went down this week. Brett Favre did everything he possibly could to persuade the Packers to bring Moss back to the home of the Lambeau Moon Job, but it wasn't ment to be, so the Patriots ripped off the Raiders, and sent a fourth round pick for the Big Moss Man.

This is what Favre Wanted back in '07, now he has it, and he will like it!

Then, Moss dominates for three years, until the Patriots do, what they always do, and that's not pay players what they are worth, and if they don't like it, too bad! Hit the bricks!

Randy being happy because he is winning, Tom Brady will not be smiling for the next 12 games of the season, he will REALLY miss his boy!

It is not a coincidence that he was sent back to Minny. Favre has been a Big Moss Man fan for years, and you have to believe that even if he didn't know about the deal, management had him in mind when pulling the trigger.

Favre has been unable to do much with his number one target Sydney Rice out with a hip injury, Percey Harvin battling constant migraines, and no chemistry with Bernard Berrian. All the guy had was Porn Star in training Visanthe Shianco.

Click on the the little Viking hiding Shianco's BIG surprise for the full porno story.

So now here we are, and I am soooooo incredibly excited for this deal. First of all, New England will now have to try to figure out how they are going to win, when Wes Welker is getting all of Randy's sloppy second double coverages.  I would not be surprised if the Patriots don't make the playoffs after this deal.

The Vikings on the other hand, just punched a ticket to playoff town. Favre finally has the deep threat that he has been sorely lacking, and when teams do double cover Moss, that will open up the running game for Adrian Peterson, as well as the second and third options like Shianco and Harvin.

So I asked my Maestro of Bloganomics aka Blogatron how I should finish this one up, and his exact words were "BOLD PREDICTIONS ARE FUN.  Maybe Brady gets crunched so hard a couple times waiting for an option, he starts making excuses that his easy breezy flow is getting in his eyes.....so he shaves his head so he can see the field better. 

That or the Pats find someone to replace Moss. Maybe its the bills turn to get ripped of and Lee Evans comes The Pats way for a couple turtle burgers and a 6th rounder.  But nobody trades within their division right? No ok, but still.  Steve Smith to New England from the struggling Panthers for a pile of bricks, a 5th rounder and maybe a deep depth chart player like Slater."

No better way to end a blog, than the wise words of Blogatron, how can I top that?

This weeks podcast will be a very nice time:

- The Angry Dragon will be back

- We will have another Vodka shot challenge

- Breaking News in the rec hockey world, as the Flamingos sign two BIGTIME studs, we'll let you know who they are.

- Women's International Basketball is looking at shorter shorts, and shorter nets

- Baseball playoffs, football talk, and the NHL is back baby! All that and more is coming up on show three of Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast

Check it out by clicking here: http://kyleandgary.podbean.com/

Finally, a song that was in my head all day today, a little Thanksgiving treat from me to you!

Click here for the jam!

Have a great Thanksgiving long weekend everyone! Codeboner, make it 13 beotch!