This Is How You Turn Slutty Halloween Costumes, Into A Sports Related Blog!

Halloween is almost here, and I have to honestly admit, that ever since I was told I am too old to go out trick or treating (about two years ago), I have lost my love for the spooky day. So needless to say, I don't get into the whole dressing up for Halloween parties deal.

I am an old fashioned man, I like my liqour mixed with water, my video games played on the 8-bit, and my Halloween costumes slutty, be it on guys or girls.

So in honor of my least favorite holiday, we are going to see if we can make me like Halloween, by exploring the sluttiest sports costumes on the Internet.

Sexy Adult Boxer

So here we have the sexy boxer. All I have to say is I would love to go twelve rounds with her. If I see a girl in this costume at the party I am going to, she will have the pleasure of turning me down, before she even gets her first drink in her.

6 Evander Holyfield Ears out of 10


Sexy Referee

Five minute major for hotness. This costume has a lot of super powers that come with it. If I am at a party, and this girl blows her whistle, and says "You, go make me a drink, then fill my car up with gas, get my boyfriend a drink and go call that girl in the boxer outfit a slut!!" I will do it. That's a super power right?

8 Blown Calls out of 10

Sexy Nascar Lady

Varooooom! This outfit is nice. I like the checkered flag, but I am not really into the whole Nascar deal.

5 Cole Trickles out of 10


Sexy Golf

FORE! If I see this girl at the party, my first question would be "Excuse me miss, I seem to have lost my balls, can you help me find them?" To which she would answer with "Get the hell away from me you drunk creep!" Which would lead me to say "Talk about a hole in one!"

7 Meesta Meesta Ladies out of 10

Sexy Football

Hut Hut Hut! I would love to have this girl snapping the ball to me, there would be no shotgun formations, and the drive would eventually end up in a safety, every time, due to me running out the clock, on every play, possibly leading to one or two hard counts.

8 Brett Favre Soft Cacks out of 10

Sexy Baseball

Batter Up!!! I love baseball, and I love this costume. All though I highly question whether she could beat out a bunt with those boots.

9 Sammy Sosa Corked Bats out of 10

So what am I going to dress up as this weekend? My costume making process begins this Saturday, during our Super Special Halloween Edition of Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast, recorded in front of a live studio audience, and by the time the show is done, my costume will be complete. .......... that costume being............ Black Out Drunk Gary!

What else is coming up on this weeks Podcast you ask? Good question.

- A jets fan making love to his tenants dog..... twice.

- Real life athletes apologizing for their video game counter parts sucking

- The plot holes and paradoxes of the Back To The Future trilogy

- Inventive NFL Wives Start Anti-Cheating Club

 - Baseball Playoffs, Week 7 in the NFL, and NHL talk.

All that, and much much more! Be sure to check it out.

http://kyleandgary.podbean.com/

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Have a great Halloween Everyone! Ride Trojan Horse, Ride!!