My Interview With One Of The Vancouver Green Men

So I have to say that this is probably the best interview I have ever done. The man's name is Sully, and all I can really say is....... enjoy! 

G - How did all this "Green Man" business get started?

S - Well we were supposed to hit a Seahawks game and my suit came in the mail a day late. I was very pleased by this because I had paid double for shipping! None the less, we had tickets to a Nucks game a few days later and thought why not. The rest is history.

The infamous handstand!!

With the infamous boob flashing aimed at the Shark's Ben Eager, do you feel like you guys need to up the anti? Those were some magnificent taters.

I've never heard a lady's breasts referred to as "taters" but I like the phrase. We brought a bra and a sign saying "someone left this in our seats last game" and that got the crowd going. Dude, who are we kidding, how are two guys in spandex going to one-up a girls "taters"? It'd be impossible.

A quick workout!

 I imagine it gets pretty hot in those suits, how sweaty does your junk get?

 I'm proud to announce my goods stay cool and climatized. My suit has never been to the repair shop and has quite a few miles on it. There's a convenient slight tear on the lower portion that allows me to breath.

How do you keep a straight face with that going on?

Do you guys have any special plans for the Cup Final?

Sorry...can't let the cat out of the bag my friend.

Do you think Don Cherry should leave you the guys the hell alone, or do you sort of understand where he is coming from?

We tried to be upset but come on its Don Cherry. We can't be upset with a legend. This guys been on my TV set for years and practically helped raise me to hate visors and divers. Don is a hockey god and we are honored any time he mentions us. However, I think if and when the Canucks can pull this off *knock on wood*, Donny should rock a green suit for the celebration.

Lego my Eggo bitch!

Do you guys "stuff" at all? I know if that was me, I would be stuffing like full grown zucchini or something like that.

Force uses a broken 9 iron and I have a 8.5 lb dumbbell in there.

Is there anything else you would like to add?

In closing I just want to add its always been my personal goal of mine to land a role opposite Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball 2. So if anyone knows a good acting agent or perhaps Tom's valet or something please let me know. Thanks and Go Canucks Go!

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See? I told it was hilarious. Thanks again to Sully for doing this. Great job.

Episode 30 of the Podcast is going to be a huge celebration. It will be posted on Tuesday, be sure to have a listen.

I want to send out a special congrats to the 2011 Mangler Cup Champions, Evan Olsen and Steve Garner, great job fellas, we will see you in the final next year. Super special shout out to Vance Booth for being so awesome, I love you Vance, you will always be my MVP.

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So, until next week,  Trojan Horse says "Those Green Men are pretty hilarious!" See ya'll next week.

Another Lazy Blog, That Will Hopefully Make You Laugh!

So it's the time of the week again, I have five minutes to write a "Thoughts of the Week" blog. If I don't finish writing this blog in the allotted five minutes, I will buy everyone who reads this an over priced beer at Boston Pizza! Deal? Deal. As the great big John McCarthy would say "Let's get it on!!"

Big John getting the blog party started!

 Start the clock please.

- Tiger Woods pulled out of The Players Championship after only 9 holes!! He shot a 42 over those 9 holes, so something is really wrong with the lady killer. I thought once he was back on the whores, everything would be fine, but I guess I was wrong. This could be really bad for the PGA........ and no, I refuse to make a joke about the term pulled out that I used at the start of this paragraph, that's just crude, and my mom reads this!

Tiger, back when he could still golf, poor guy. I miss this Tiger

- The Toronto Blue Jays look to be back on track! Thank goodness. They finished off a mini sweep of the Boston Red Sox with a 9 to 3 shellacking on Wednesday night. Only 75 more wins to go before my prediction of a Wildcard finish is a reality! If they want to get there, get rid of Edwin "E-5" Encarnacion, call up Lawrie, and everyone STOP getting injured, that should do it.

Fuck you Edwin, get the hell off my team! You suck.....Jackass!

- Is it too early to start the Jose Bautista for MVP talk? I hate to say Atotasoe, but A fucking Totasoe!

Time Check: 1:54 - A little long, but not bad, moving along!

- I was on the Richard Brown Show on Newstalk Radio a couple of times over the last couple of weeks, talking about the NHL playoffs, and making some picks with The Regina Leader Post's Rob Vanstone. First off, I love the Van Man, he is god's gift to not only media, but the world! Second, I am terrible at making picks, he is roasting me, but like my boy Pistol Pete always tells me, I am a slave to the odds!

- I will be on the Richard Brown show again tonight, at 5:35 pm, on Newstalk 650. So if you want to hear me sound like an idiot, tune in! I am always good for a laugh or two, and never on purpose. This will hopefully be turned into a weekly gig, so that would be sweet. Looks like the Podcast is starting to pay off!

That's me with Endo's old dog Marley! She was awesome! We look cute together don't we!

Time Check - 2:45 - That's more like it!

- I fucking LOVE the Heat. My boy Lebron and company finished off the Celtics on Wednesday night. That was no doubt their biggest obstacle. The Bulls shouldn't give them much trouble. Now we can all enjoy watching them cruise to the NBA title, and I truly think they deserve it. After all the shit they have been through, good for them.

-  I am very happy for Chris Bosh. I loved him as a Raptor, and I love him now, not because of the way he plays, but because of how hilarious the guy is! Always makes me laugh, and that will get you in my good books!

I love Bosh, he is really funny, so stop being so mean to him!

- I know this is a little late, but I am VERY happy with my boy Patrick Peterson getting drafted by my beloved Arizona Cardinals! With him lining up across from my boy Dominique Rogers-Cromartie, the Cards defence just got a LOT better, not to mention the return game. What's that? There isn't going to be an NFL season? I ment the Cards will be a LOT better on Madden 12 this year.

- The Rhinos are 1 and 0, thanks to two old, sexy dudes! My man Donnie threw a complete game, while my other main man Armand hit the walk off single to win in the bottom of the seventh. Biggest story of the game though, was me chewing over half a tin of Skoal Citrus. What? It tastes like candy! That's not gross is it?

Time Check - 3:50 - Oh man, I still got some time to kill! What to talk about, what to talk about......... OH! I know! How about a list of a couple of commercials that I can't stand right now:

- The Boston Pizza wing guy! He is a huge loser, using stupid made up terms for wings, that just genuinely are NOT funny! Get rid of the wing guy BP's! Until then, I will NOT be buying over priced food and drink from you, thank you very much.

Don't you look at me with that stupid face! You are NOT funny! So frig off already!

- Dos Equis Most interesting man in the world! Give it up, you arn't interesting, you were the first time I saw you, then you were constantly rammed down my throat, with out my consent! That shit doesn't fly man. Get the fuck off my screen, at least come up with some funny lines? "He bowls overhand" OH WOW!! Guess what fucker, so do I, the difference is I actually REALLY do bowl overhand. You can check the roof at Eastview Bowl for proof, does that make me interesting, I don't think so.

Time Check - 4:59 - Whew! That was close, I almost had to buy my mom an over priced beer from BP's, and that would be really hard since I am boycotting them big time right now.

So there you go, another easy, lazy blog, You're welcome internets!

A quick CONGRATULATIONS to my good pals Chris and Nav who won some competition about inventing stuff and the such! I am proud of you guys, and I love you.

Again, I will be on the air tonight at 5:35 pm on Newstalk 650, so have a listen if you enjoy listening to people embarrass themselves.

This weeks podcast was pretty funny, Big C was on, and we talked about Tetris Tampons! Check it out here: http://kyleandgary.podbean.com
If you like video games, check out my buddy Scott's podcast! You can get to it here:

http://thebonusround.podomatic.com/

It's pretty freaking awesome!

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So, until next week,  Trojan Horse says "Gary, you are sooooooo LAZY!" See ya'll next week.

A Little Interview With Keenen Cahill, Yep, THAT Keenen Cahill

Alright guys, this is a very special moment for me. Every now and then I try to reach out to people who I am interested in meeting, 95 percent of the time, I never hear back from them, this time, I got lucky.

If you have never heard of Keenen Cahill before, don't feel bad, most people don't know his name, they just know him as "That guy that does those HILARIOUS lip syncing videos".

Yep, this kid is a BIG DEAL!

G - So I was trying to figure out how to describe what it is you do with your videos, and I figured I would call it air band, times a thousand!! I love your videos, how did all this get started?

K - I got a Mac Desktop as a present… I decided to make videos of me singing.  The views weren’t very good, so I started to lip-sync videos and the views were bigger.

Count Cockula told me he sort of looks like Verno, I can see it.

So you have become a huge hit not just in the music world, but in the sports world as well. Who was the funnest athlete to work with? 

 The funnest athlete was Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants 

Keenen with Giants Closer Brian Wilson.

Out of all the people you have collaborated with, you must have a lot of wild stories, can you tell me your best one?

Actually, nothing was too wild.  I’m 16, so everything is pretty organized by my managers David Graham and Mark Long.  The last Vegas trip, George Maloof (of the Palms) gave me the Hardwood Suite and we had to shoot with 4 different people in a day (Lil Jon, Nick Cannon, Joey McIntyre of NKOTB and DJ Pauly D)

Keenen with Fiddy!

Judging by some of your vids, it looks like your a bit of a sports fan, so who do you think will take the NBA title this year? As well, bonus question, are you a hockey fan at all? If so, who you got to win the Stanley Cup?

-           I am a HUGE Bulls Fan and I hope they win the title

 

-           I don’t watch hockey, but I hope the Blackhawks win 

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So there you have it. Another great interview in the bag. I would like to thank Keenen for taking the time to answer a couple quick questions, and all 4 of you for reading this (thanks again mom!).

As well, a huge thank you needs to go out to all the people that attended the G.G.L.A.D. foundation fundraiser on the weekend. All the money is going to a great cause, so be very proud of yourselves.

(Apparently a big thank you as well to the body builders for letting us use their VIP booth!)

We had some big time guests on the Podcast this week, as well, our shirt contest is still going on! All the details are right here: http://kyleandgary.podbean.com

If you like video games, check out my buddy Scott's podcast! You can get to it here:

http://thebonusround.podomatic.com/

It's pretty freaking awesome!

If you want to join the blog party, feel free to do so by clicking on the beautiful piece of Man Meat here:

So, until next week,  Trojan Horse says "That is one funny kid!" See ya'll next week.