Another Lazy Blog, That Will Hopefully Make You Laugh!

So it's the time of the week again, I have five minutes to write a "Thoughts of the Week" blog. If I don't finish writing this blog in the allotted five minutes, I will buy everyone who reads this an over priced beer at Boston Pizza! Deal? Deal. As the great big John McCarthy would say "Let's get it on!!"

Big John getting the blog party started!

 Start the clock please.

- Tiger Woods pulled out of The Players Championship after only 9 holes!! He shot a 42 over those 9 holes, so something is really wrong with the lady killer. I thought once he was back on the whores, everything would be fine, but I guess I was wrong. This could be really bad for the PGA........ and no, I refuse to make a joke about the term pulled out that I used at the start of this paragraph, that's just crude, and my mom reads this!

Tiger, back when he could still golf, poor guy. I miss this Tiger

- The Toronto Blue Jays look to be back on track! Thank goodness. They finished off a mini sweep of the Boston Red Sox with a 9 to 3 shellacking on Wednesday night. Only 75 more wins to go before my prediction of a Wildcard finish is a reality! If they want to get there, get rid of Edwin "E-5" Encarnacion, call up Lawrie, and everyone STOP getting injured, that should do it.

Fuck you Edwin, get the hell off my team! You suck.....Jackass!

- Is it too early to start the Jose Bautista for MVP talk? I hate to say Atotasoe, but A fucking Totasoe!

Time Check: 1:54 - A little long, but not bad, moving along!

- I was on the Richard Brown Show on Newstalk Radio a couple of times over the last couple of weeks, talking about the NHL playoffs, and making some picks with The Regina Leader Post's Rob Vanstone. First off, I love the Van Man, he is god's gift to not only media, but the world! Second, I am terrible at making picks, he is roasting me, but like my boy Pistol Pete always tells me, I am a slave to the odds!

- I will be on the Richard Brown show again tonight, at 5:35 pm, on Newstalk 650. So if you want to hear me sound like an idiot, tune in! I am always good for a laugh or two, and never on purpose. This will hopefully be turned into a weekly gig, so that would be sweet. Looks like the Podcast is starting to pay off!

That's me with Endo's old dog Marley! She was awesome! We look cute together don't we!

Time Check - 2:45 - That's more like it!

- I fucking LOVE the Heat. My boy Lebron and company finished off the Celtics on Wednesday night. That was no doubt their biggest obstacle. The Bulls shouldn't give them much trouble. Now we can all enjoy watching them cruise to the NBA title, and I truly think they deserve it. After all the shit they have been through, good for them.

-  I am very happy for Chris Bosh. I loved him as a Raptor, and I love him now, not because of the way he plays, but because of how hilarious the guy is! Always makes me laugh, and that will get you in my good books!

I love Bosh, he is really funny, so stop being so mean to him!

- I know this is a little late, but I am VERY happy with my boy Patrick Peterson getting drafted by my beloved Arizona Cardinals! With him lining up across from my boy Dominique Rogers-Cromartie, the Cards defence just got a LOT better, not to mention the return game. What's that? There isn't going to be an NFL season? I ment the Cards will be a LOT better on Madden 12 this year.

- The Rhinos are 1 and 0, thanks to two old, sexy dudes! My man Donnie threw a complete game, while my other main man Armand hit the walk off single to win in the bottom of the seventh. Biggest story of the game though, was me chewing over half a tin of Skoal Citrus. What? It tastes like candy! That's not gross is it?

Time Check - 3:50 - Oh man, I still got some time to kill! What to talk about, what to talk about......... OH! I know! How about a list of a couple of commercials that I can't stand right now:

- The Boston Pizza wing guy! He is a huge loser, using stupid made up terms for wings, that just genuinely are NOT funny! Get rid of the wing guy BP's! Until then, I will NOT be buying over priced food and drink from you, thank you very much.

Don't you look at me with that stupid face! You are NOT funny! So frig off already!

- Dos Equis Most interesting man in the world! Give it up, you arn't interesting, you were the first time I saw you, then you were constantly rammed down my throat, with out my consent! That shit doesn't fly man. Get the fuck off my screen, at least come up with some funny lines? "He bowls overhand" OH WOW!! Guess what fucker, so do I, the difference is I actually REALLY do bowl overhand. You can check the roof at Eastview Bowl for proof, does that make me interesting, I don't think so.

Time Check - 4:59 - Whew! That was close, I almost had to buy my mom an over priced beer from BP's, and that would be really hard since I am boycotting them big time right now.

So there you go, another easy, lazy blog, You're welcome internets!

A quick CONGRATULATIONS to my good pals Chris and Nav who won some competition about inventing stuff and the such! I am proud of you guys, and I love you.

Again, I will be on the air tonight at 5:35 pm on Newstalk 650, so have a listen if you enjoy listening to people embarrass themselves.

This weeks podcast was pretty funny, Big C was on, and we talked about Tetris Tampons! Check it out here: http://kyleandgary.podbean.com
If you like video games, check out my buddy Scott's podcast! You can get to it here:

http://thebonusround.podomatic.com/

It's pretty freaking awesome!

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So, until next week,  Trojan Horse says "Gary, you are sooooooo LAZY!" See ya'll next week.