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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

What Will The 2011 Jays Look Like????

So the MLB winter meetings are over, and the Toronto Blue Jays made some noise, trading Opening Day starter and anchor of the ridiculously young rotation Shaun Marcum, for Canadian Brett Lawrie. As well the Jays have been linked to many names, including Manny Ramirez, (Who I love!), Cy Young Winner Zach Grienke, (I also would love to see him fill Marcum's void........ that wasn't supposed to sound dirty), even my boy the O-Dog, Orlando Hudson has been romantically linked to my beloved Jays.

So what kind of a line up will we be looking at going into training camp..... that I cannot tell you, obviously because I am not the Fortune Teller booth from the movie Big, but what I can do is show you the line up that I would love to see.... with in reason.



Since it has been awhile since we had a sweet list, let's go ahead and name this one "Gary's Super Awesome Blue Jays Starting Roster That Will Most Likely NOT Be The One That The Boys Field..... But It Would Still Be Pretty Freaking Sweet!!!"

Ok, as Don Cherry likes to say.... "Let's Go!" (Click the Don for the best video in Rock Em Sock Em History!)



Let's Start with the pitching staff shall we:

1. Zach Grienke (This one has been pretty much tossed out now, but still, would be nice!)

2. Ricky Romero

3. Brendan Morrow

4. Brett Cecil

5. Kyle Drabek

Will Drabek be able to help the Jays to a playoff spot in 2011? I am thinkin you bet your balls!

Position

C - Russel Martin

1B - Adam Lind

2B - Orlando Hudson

3B - Arron Hill

SS - Yunel Escobar

LF - Travis Snider

CF - Vernon Wells

RF - Jose Bautista

DH - Manny Ramirez

Could the next Episodes of "Manny being Manny" be filmed in Toronto? I sure as shit hope so!

I checked in with the Maestro Of Bloganomics, and he had pretty much the same thing going, except no Grienke, no O-Dog, and Martin at third, but still, the idea is that this team is about to be very competitive in the league's most competitive division. That is why this whole blog is here, it is now time to get really excited about the Toronto Blue Jays, because we are on the verge of something we haven't seen around these parts since 1993.

What happened on Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast you ask? 

- We have El Dandy from It's Fighting Stupid - The best MMA/Boxing blog in all of Saskatchewan, and we do a preview of the BIG UFC 124 card......... Sports stars trade marking catch phrases?........ Rambo gets inducted in the boxing hall of fame........ What would you change your name to? Captain Awesome? ....... Heismen Talk.......... The Hornets new owner, the NBA!......

- Peter King says no trouble for Favre's cock!.......Sex club game, a review.........Mike Vick, Pro Bowl Votes Leader!!.....A list of terrible things that has happened to joggers.......Wrestling confronts the finger up the ass menace...Cypress Hill singer says CJ from GTA is him, give me some money bitch!..... You can fight as Butterbean........ Guess which team is most played online in Madden 11?

Here is you Greg Dubetz Fundraising Update:

The poker night is Sunday the 19th, u can visit the facebook page for more details.

Matty Andersons famous super extraordinary Christmas Carol crawl. You cannot miss this event! Its so sweet. we start the night with a beer night at the hose then we (usually 50) march down the Broadway bars and sing carols at each bar until people donate enough money, if they don't donate, we sing louder. And a cocktail waits at each bar for us! So this event is on the 23rd. and will finish around 10. Then the bus will go from the Hose to Tequila for the big fundraiser

Tequila: $12 cover, $3 dollar coat check, all goes to Greg, and 10% of all liquor purchases! Chunk is bringing in Sasha grey, need no explanation, to DJ. it will be sick.

The link to the Greg "Silkamatic " Dubetz Facebook page is here:

http://www.facebook.com/#%21/event.php?eid=161185523918450

If you want to join the face book group for fans..... or what ever it is the kids are calling it now a days, feel free to click on the handsome man below.

Until next week,  Trojan Horse says "Go Jays Go!"

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