The Verno Super Bowl Party Recap......... I think?

So Super Bowl 45 went down on Sunday, and I was of course at the Olson household, with about 40 of my closest friends, it was sooooooo much fun, I decided to share a time line of the day with you (or at least what I think I remember), and here we go.

10:30 am - I get a phone call from Verno, saying it's time for brunch. This would be just fine, if it weren't for my brother showing up at my house the night before, after we recorded Episode 17 of Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast. We proceeded to finish the Slava vodka, plus some Crown Floats (For my boy The Abyss), so needless to say, the thought of this early start was very intimidating.

11:30 am - I show up at Mur and Shir's place, to a beautiful spread of fruit and breakfast sandwiches, if anything will help the hangover, this is it right? Shir offers me some coffee, now I don't normally drink coffee, but I decided to make a special exception..... since there was a bottle of Baileys on the table, a half and half should start the day off right!

The only way to start Super Bowl Sunday, and the Mangler Cup!

 12:30 pm - Stevie, Verno, Sven and me eagerly await the arrival of Count Cockula, knowing that once he gets there, it is time to crack open the Texas Mickey....... and indulge in the fantasticness of Super Bowl Sunday! Verno tells me he is a little bit intimidated at the sight of the bottle, I tell him to stop being a pussy, we do this every year, no big deal, just take it one shot at a time man!

12:45 pm - Count Cockula arrives!!!! Oh momma, we are all systems go! The honorary shot takes place, how many ounces Count Cockula? "One ounce, ah ah ah, two ounce, ah ah ah!" Very big!

Count Cockula, count shots....... That's alot of shots!

1:30 pm - Rum doesn't mix well with Grape G2, better just chug it to get it out of the way. Time to start bumping some tunes, get this party started, what better way to do that than a little Baltimora!!!!

(Click the pic for the Song!)

2:30 pm - The rest of the party is starting to arrive, nice to see all the old faces, oh wow, look over there, that Texas Mickey is over half gone! Good for us, I better have a stiff one to make sure the rum hasn't gone bad.

2:33 pm - The Rum is still good, very potent, should have mixed that one, but what's this? Pineapple juice has arrived, my favorite juice, this could be a game changer!

2:37 pm - Mix a rum and pine..... yep! Game Changer.

3:30 pm - Man, the party is really bumping now, what a great, fantastic time, I think I will eat something, WOW, there is a lot of food here, better stick to the dry ribs!! Man those are good!

3:40 pm - Sorry everyone, I didn't mean to eat all the dry ribs, but they are so good, I feel tired. Hey look, it's El Dandy and Big C from Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Podcast fame. Hi guys, look at how much Rum I drank!

4 pm - I think mes needs another drank!!! Oh oh? The Mickey Texas is gonzo???? What happened???

4:30 pm - Look, it's my favorite couple on the planet Paul and Emily........ Emily looks smoking hot, as always, a little bit big though, I better ask her why she's so fat.

4:32 pm - Em's Pregnant, and for the record, never ask girls why they are so fat! That a boy Pauly! Congrats you two, I love you.

5:30 pm - Kick off baby!! I am going to just cuddle up in front of the TV here, looks like a nice spot, I am pretty sure I am not in the way of any of the 40 or so people here, alright, FOOTBALL!

5:31 pm - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

7 pm - Wow, looks like I fel asleep for a couple seconds, why is there garbage all around me, what happened here? Someone must have drugged my rum..... "WHO DRUGGED MY RUM!!!" That's it!!  I better just drink Count Cockula's beer, you are never safe from those date rape drugs.

9 pm - What a boring Super Bowl, a real snoozer if you will. Time to go to El Dandy's place to listen to some podcast, and enjoy a nice little night cap.

Midnight - Time for bed, I can't wait for work tomorrow, it will be sooooooo fun.......... facking Super Bowl.

Well nothing much left to say, except I wonder what happened on Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast  this week?

Episode 17 - The Wendel Clark

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- In this weeks episode, Our listener of the week Chris "The Mandingo Warrior" Cotton asks the panel about Terry Bradshaw's sanity.......... We talk about our picks for the NFL Defensive Playr of the Year....... Mickey Mantle filled out a survey, very lewdly, and this brought upon this week's Gary's Shitty Impression of the Week..........  Milf of the year candidate Diamond Foxxx is going to pleasaure a big line up of men if the Steelers win the super bowl............ Goalie FIGHT!!!.......................

- Man gets penis tattooed for free mini cooper ............ In Our Tech Segment, we talk about Ostrich skin controllers........... Vikings Cornerback plans to start a porn site, neat!..................... OJ Mayo says an energy drink was the reason for his failed drug test???? C'mon Man!.............. Kevin Garnett once again prooves that he is a real asshole!!........ The Stanley Cup game 6 game winning puck is lost, 50 G's if you find it, and the FBI is also on the case........ Kevin Durant Calls out Chris Bosch for being a pussy!.......

*****Also a new segment******  "A minute with a real comedian!" Makes it's debut, starring Myles Morrison.

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So, until next week,  Trojan Horse says "I love Super Bowl Sunday, The Olson's are so Awesome!!" See ya'll next week.