Gary's Super Radical, Awesomely Fantastic Blog: More Proof That I Am A Loser

It's time again for an easy blog, that won't take more than 5 minutes, you know the type, a sort of thoughts of the week if you will. So, with out further adieu, start the clock.

- Jose Bautista better be fine, if that ankle is facked, so are the Jays hopes of any type of success, and my hopes of looking some what smart with my VERY lofty predictions...... 91 wins.... really? I am a loser.

Joey Bats, please be ok!

- The British Open is going on right now, I don't care about Mcilroy, or no Tiger, or anything like that, what I care about is why in the hell did they change the name to "The Open Championship". Who the shit do they think they are that they can go and change the name of my second favorite golf Major. We all know it's the British Open, we all call it the British Open, so why would they change it to The Open?? That's like me changing my name to "The Nickel" Imagine if I did that? What a HUGE loser right?

C'mon Man!

- Time Check - 1 minute and 45 seconds, good pace Gary, keep it up!

My Favorite Rider, Lance Frazier

- The Riders are 0 and 2....... and I honestly don't care, but Lance Frazier is my new favorite Rider, because he said my name, sort of like when a girl becomes my favorite girl, by saying my name....... They will win tomorrow though, because I picked Hamilton.

- The NFL lock out looks to be all but settled, that's great news, I think running a Fantasy League through Madden 12 would have been a really big sign of how big of a loser I am.

- Time Check - 3 minutes, almost home big guy, don't let me down know!

- Roger Clemens is a free man thanks to a really dumb prosecution......... I don't know what to think of this, I guess the fact that it only took two days for the trial to become a mistrial says a lot about how money talks right?

Can't you picture Roger going up to all of them and saying "All right fuckers, I will give each of you 2 million dollars each to present this evidence, that they TOLD you not to, and then we will all walk away happy, and if you say no, a fastball to the head, seriously, I still throw in the high 90's, so don't fuck with me!"

Count Cockula rides a mean bike!

- The Tour De France is awesome, in highlight form anyways, those crashes are fantastic, sort of reminds me of riding the bumps over at Meadowlark Park with Verno and Count Cockula.

TIME

4 minutes and 20 seconds, well played kind sir, well played.

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