So for those of you not in the know, first overall pick in the NBA Draft this year, John Wall played his first home game the other night, and during his intro, he did the sweetest Dougie I have ever seen. (If you don't know what The Dougie is, first off, shame on you! Secondly, it's a dance.) So J-WOW busts this out, then goes out and scores 29, along with 13 dimes, and 9 steals...... aka a hell of a game. (Click Wall for the video!)
I got wondering, since I am usually onto these sports phenomenons before they hit the main stream, (I was doing the Soldia Boy before Soldia Boy bitch! ) where exactly did all this start? So I did a little Internet research, and here is what I found.
Turns out, a hip hop crew named the Cali Swag District wrote a song about the dance, much like the Soldia Boy, you can click the picture for the video.
Then I found out, it was all thanks to Uncle Phil, having sex, back in the day, big time! Isn't that wild? Hit Carleton for the video evidence.
Now that we know where it came from, let's get to the reason we are all here today!
People have been shouting from their high chairs, lambasting this kid for showboating, some even going as far as to say Wall will never win an NBA title, because he danced before a game. This is some of the stupidest shit (sorry mom!) I have ever heard.
If you know me at all, you know I love show boaters, entertainers, guys like T.O., Ocho, Moss (Love the Tennessee signing by the way), guys that go out and do what they want, and have fun while doing it. So it should come as no surprise to any of you that I love this kid.
So people who don't like athletes having fun, I have made a special list, just for you, I call it "Gary's List Of Athletes Having Fun, Stop Being Up Tight Dick Heads And Enjoy This Shit (sorry mom), That's What They Are Doing!! Cheesus Crust, This Is A Good List Name!" Basically, guys doing the dougie baby!
***** Click on the pictures for the dance video*****
My Boy Braylon Edwards
He got a flag for over excessive celebrating, but well worth it if you ask me.
Lil' Nate Robinson
This is just awesome, gotta love guys having fun!
Demarcus Cousins
This one was sweet, because he wwaas doing it with my boy Wall. Can you say Double Dougie??
Reggie Bush
I love Reggie, and I still don't know how he could have let my gurl KK go, don't they look cute together? His dance is pretty tight too!
Dez Bryant
Here's the Dallas Cowboy, showing you all how to Dougie!
So there you have it, just a bunch of athletes, having fun, while playing sports, nothing more awesome than that, except maybe...............
Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast was hilarious this week:
http://kyleandgary.podbean.com/
Here's what we covered:
- We have Listener email!!! Tim Tebow's poop made the news, Ashton and Demi Moore got The University of Iowa in trouble, The CFL prooves it's Bush League...... Again,
- The CFL is a joke, World of Warcraft's Red Shirt guy is back, so is the McRib, Randy Moss is on the moveand a pro rugby player had hot oral sex with a dog..........gross, I know.
- Jerry Rice the greatest NFL player of all time? Woman utters line never before heard in a police report, Madden Ratings make fun of Donny McNabb, and Beer faces off against vaginas.
So check it out, I promise at least one laugh, or half a chuckle.
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I am off to Miami next week, so look for a full report of the trip on this blog when I get back. In the mean time...... Ride Trojan Horse, RIDE!!!!!!!
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