So what is it that Tiger has done that has the worlds media panties in a knot? He spat on the green....... yep, spat on the green. I do this all the time, so does everyone else I ever golf with, I don't know if that says more about the company I keep, or if it is just a common thing to do, but people spit all the time when they are outside!
Now I am not here to judge whether this is ok or not (We all know this is facking stupid right?!), I am here to put together another one of my now infamous lists, and we will call this one "Gary's List Of His Five Favorite Spitting Moments In Sports"
"Keith Hernandez on Seinfeld"
This was hilarious. Click on the picture to see the full scene, but the just of it is, Jerry re enacts the JFK conspiracy theory, but with Hernandez as the "shooter". Seriously, watch it, it is fantastic.
Robbie Alomar Spits On Ump
Here is a description from guyism.com:
"A called third strike in a 1996 game against the Blue Jays sent second baseman Roberto Alomar into a wild tirade. Umpire John Hirschbeck was the recipient of Alomar’s anger and while being separated, Alomar spit directly in his face. Alomar later defended his actions saying Hirschbeck had uttered a racial slur. MLB suspended him for five games the following season and Alomar was forced to issue a letter of apology to the umpire."
That's a pretty heavy thing to do man, spit on an umpire, but I bet every single ball player on the planet would love to do what Robbie did after a bad strike three call, so I see the motivation there..... then I thought of this:
AWESOME!!!
Tyson Spits Out An Ear
How can we not talk about the bite heard around the world. This happened during Tyson Holyfield Two, the rematch after Holyfield defeated Tyson in the first fight. Iron Mike was not about to lose again, so he decided to take matters into his own hands, or in this case, his own mouth. After getting worked in round 1, Tyson came out for round two, and proceeded to take a big ol' bite out of Evander's ear, then he spat it out. That makes for a pretty good Sports Spit moment if ya ask me!
Roseanne Barr Spits After Singing A Terrible Version Of The National Anthem
Just click on the picture to watch the video, and it pretty much explains everything.
Doctor Cue Performs The Ultimate Spit Shot
The Maestro Of Bloganomics sent me this one, and since I love pool trick shots more than I love seeing naked babes eating bacon during the Super Bowl......(I know, THAT MUCH!) This has to be on the list.
So there you have it, some nice little sports spitting moments for you to enjoy.
Well nothing much left to say, except I wonder what happened on Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast this week?
Episode 18 - The Sasha Vujacic
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- Barry Bonds is finally getting ready to go to trial, do you care?.......... Listener of the week Jeff Wickstrom asks a bout the Super Bowl and what Gary remembers of the first half.............. Ray Allen broke the NBA Three Point record, does that make him the best shooter of all time?......... 18 million dollars will be spent on repairing the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, just in time for the Vikings to move to their NEW stadium next year........ Customs Workers destroy a 10 thousand dollar jersey, because they thought it was counterfeit?......... Harry Baals will not be the name of a new building, even though he is leading the vote to name the building by over 9 thousand votes? C'mon man!
- The NFL tries to fix their Super Bowl ticket drama.......... A Rod is angry that a Camera caught him getting fed popcorn by his girlfriend............. Fun Porno Parody Party movies - Just Go With It, The Roommate, and Cedar Rapids............ An online Gaming Marriage leads to a real life Criminal Charge....................One of Antonio Cromartie's Baby Momma is writing a tell all book........... Pittsburgh Penguin Mike Rupp does something awesome!......... A boy's Xbox spending spree makes his family broke!
As well, Comedian Myles Morrison talks about his small penis in this weeks "Minute With A Real Comedian!"
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