Gary's Super Radical, Awesomely Fantastic Blog: It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!!

It's that time of year again. You know, the only time it's OK to get black out drunk on a Sunday. For me, it's also the only time of the year that I allow myself to let a Texas Mickey wrap it's big, beautiful arms around me, and slowly rock me to sleep ........ that's right, it's Super Bowl Weekend!!!

I will again be heading over to Mur and Shurs place, the wonderful parents of my oldest friend, the Big Vern. This has become probably my favorite tradition in my life, next to family Christmas, and of course, The Mangler Cup (It's had to believe that me and Count Cockula will have to defend our Championship in only 3 months!!!) I have already covered the awesomeness of that party RIGHT HERE.

Gary and Count Cockula celebrating their Mangler Cup Victory!

So enough of that, let's get down to the nitty gritty. The Pittsburgh Steelers and the Green Bay Packers will meet in Dallas on Sunday, for what is sure to be a boring snoozefest of a Super Bowl. We have been treated to some REALLY good games the last couple of years ( I still don't think Santonio Holmes's other foot has touched the ground, my poor Cards!!) but I think that streak comes to an end.

Are those feet in???

NOPE, there's the evidence! My poor Cards!!

The only good thing I can see coming out of this match up, is Ben Roethlisberger possibly winning his third Super Bowl Ring. Now I don't like Big Ben at all, never have, and ever since his alleged rape charges came up, I really started to dislike him, but if he wins that third ring, I am hoping people will put him up there with Tom Brady, and then maybe people will start to say "Brady isn't that good, I mean, Roethlisberger has three rings, and he is an asshole/ alleged rapist, shitty quarterback....... "

This guy and Tom Brady, two peas in a pod right!

The game itself will be boring, the Steelers running game will run, but not up the middle, since their Pro Bowl Center Maurkice Pouncey will not play. The Packers Passing game will pass, but not deep, thanks to Troy Polamalu...... things are shaping up here to be a real stinker!

Ladies and gentleman..... ok, mostly ladies, here is your Super Bowl MVP!

So, with all that said, here are my predictions for what's going to happen on Sunday:

- I don't know who, but I know a defensive player will win the MVP, either Clay Matthews, Troy Polamalu, or my boy out of Michigan, the only Steeler I like, Lamar Woodley. So out of those three, I do think that Green Bay is going to win this game, which means that Matthews will win the MVP (how's that for a fearless prediction?)

- Number of drinks consumed by Gary - 39

- Final Score Green Bay 10 - Pittsburgh 7

So there you have it, nothing left to do but the drinking...... Speaking of drinking, what happened on Kyle And Gary's Super Awesome Podcast this week?

Episode 16 - The Joe Montana

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- First ever back to back listener of the week Will Stuart asks about the Royal Rumble, so we bring in an expert, Big C from Sharp Shootin with Big C joins us to do a preview of the Royal Rumble........ Does this soccer celebration deserve a fine?....... Wes Welker regrets his HILARIOUS feet speech....... Mike Vick gets hi first post prison endorsement, isn't it about time?........ The NHL All Star Weekend, did you like the Fantasy Draft?......... Man takes a poop in a store, steals candy, leaves his dirty undies and yells at some school children........ Carlos Boozer gets busted for cheating with a chick from the Bachelor....... Is it cool to have a "Virtual Girlfriend"?........ Fan attacks player over shared girlfriend....... UFC 126 preview.................. EA sports is in trouble after commentator gets fired for sexist remarks............... NFL draft eligible player, Will Hill has his twitter hacked, and hilarity ensues!

Also we unveil our NEW Weekly Segment Intros, including "What's in the Fridge", Gary's Shitty Impression Of The Week", "Our Fun Porno Parody Party" , "4 Minute Shot" , "Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Movie Of The Week", "Kyle and Gary's Super Awesome Listener of the Week", and "Our Tech Segment!".

Thanks to our Random Hot Girl for voicing the Intros, they sound really nice.