An Interview With The Captain Of Last Years Silkamatic Classic Champions, The Skinflutes

So the Second Annual Silkamatic Classic is coming up,  (Next Saturday, March 5th) and if you are asking yourself, "Self, what the fack is the Silkamatic Classic? And why is Gary so darn handsome?" First off, I am handsome because I treat my body like an amusement park, and the Silkamatic Classic is one of the greatest shinny tournaments in all of Saskatchewan.

I tracked down the captain of last years Tourney Champions, The Skinflutes..... Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, Scott McQueen:

So Scott, First off, tell me how your year went as Champion of the First Annual Silkamatic Classic? Lost of people buy you drinks, women, free hockey gear? Anyone throw you a parade?

I kissed thousands of babies, made babies,  shook hands with local celebrities, drank free at local watering holes, neighbors shoveled my walk for me. So my life hasn’t changed much since the win.

I couldn't find a picture of the real Scott McQueen, so this is a Scott McQueen Dog Sledding, or is it Sleighing?

How are the Skin Flutes looking this year? Do they have a shot at repeating

This question is an insult! Next question!

Here's a Scott McQueen at an I Dream Of  Jeanie Party

 What kind of training have you and the boys been doing to prepare yourselves for this very prestigious event?

 We stick to things we are good at. We make babies, drink, & laugh at the competition from last year, lot’s of laughter builds a strong core.  We have talked about the effort level we will need to put in to this years cup run.  We have decided as a team around 18% will do for this year’s title. That’s a 10% increase from last year.

Scott McQueen, The Jeweler

Which team do you think has a chance to make some noise this year?

 Who cares. Last year all the teams were loud when it came to complaining about the domination that took place.  I don’t feel that any team other than the Skin Flutes has a chance.  I have heard team’s will be gunning for us but we will shut them down and then shut their women down from attempting to play one of our Flutes! 

Here's a picture of a Scott McQueen at the Trumpy Picnic in Brevoort  park, circa 2008!

Anything you would like to add at all?

We may have lost our team “Meat” this year. He has moved to Swift and we are still hoping to have him back.  If he can’t return we are holding try-outs for around six thousand hopefuls with a couple of guys at the top of the list.  We are also looking to add some ethnicity to our squad so if Jeremy “hurt people” Rondeau can’t commit we will be looking to add a new dimension to our team. 

The Skin Flutes would like thank Greg along with all Tournament organizers for putting on an  awesome event that we will again dominate in both hockey & looks. 

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So there you go, isn't that Scott a great guy! Seriously, if you google image Scott McQueen, all those pictures come up! 


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- Listener of the week, Scott Anderson asks the gang "What is the plan for the Rock at Wrestlemania??", while another email from Allisonial Footsoldier asks us a Math problem, that we can't really figure out........ Miggy Cabrera is charged with ANOTHER DUI, this time chuggin Scotch in front of the cops, in his car, while pulled over..... C'mon man!...... Cavs beat the Lakers, what's the bigger story, Cavs losing streak snapped, or the Lakers losing to the Cavs?....... Dale Jr. gets screwed in Daytona...... Richard Seymour will be the highest paid defensive player if the NFL goes to Lock Out town....... NC State's C.J. Leslie's Valentines day poem about hooking up is Gary's Shitty Impression of the week..........

- A girl wins a boys wrestling match, by default, because of the boys beliefs........... Tommy Morrison says HIV doesn't exist, so he has unprotected sex every day!............ Nintendo blackmail attempt ends in handcuffs.......  Did Patrick Kane have a two day hangover, and miss a game because of it?? ....... Reggie Miller shows why the Basketball Hall Of Fame is dumb........ A New Vegas Arcade will be opened soon, with retro video games, and bottle service, AKA, AWESOME........ We have the stupidest News Report ever reported......... And the Top 50 Video Game Characters of All Time

- Myles Morrison brings us some Valentines Day humor, about balls and boobs......... Porno Parody party movie's -  Just Go With It, and I Am Number Four.

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