Hung Over Blogs Are The Worst, Here's The Proof.

It's that time of year again. First of all, I just realized I HATE that saying. When I sit down to read an article, or a news story, and it begins with the saying "It's that time of year again. " I say "Nope, faaaaack that." , so I will understand if you just decided to click back, or surf to a different website, I deserve it.

If you are still with me, I also HATE the word "Party!", like if I am hanging out with a girl, let's say for the story's sake, she is super smoking hot, and she says " Gary, I really want to party right now!" The one and only acceptable response is "Well, that's it for me, and it really sucks that you talk like that, because you are definitely one fine piece of ace."

The only thing worse than those things, is seeing an "lol" on an email, and I imagine texts as well. I don't have one of them fancy texters that all the kids got nowadays, but I bet you it would still piss me right off.  If you are laughing at something that I wrote or said, then tell me "Hey man, that was really funny, I laughed so hard I pissed my pants, big time, piss everywhere!". That is sooo much better than an lol right?

See that? Rudy Gay is a great basketball player, but after seeing that, I'm thinking "Well, this guy is a bit of a loser, that sucks that I can't cheer for him anymore.

How about 2nd overall pick of the 2009 NBA draft, Hasheem Thabeet? All I can say "C'mon Man!" Is it weird that both of these guys play on the same team? Sure it is. Super weird, big time.

Even my boy T.O. is doing this. I love him to much to hate him, so I guess I will have to just say "I love you man, super lame with the LOL's but, I sill love you."

Can you believe this one??? Shaq Diesle, my boy, LOL'ing! Now I have seen it all. Seeing that is like finding out Paul Bunyan actually just sat around and knitted giant cardigans instead of chopping down trees...........and he was intimate with his blue cow. That is how I feel when I see such a giant in both the media, and in real life, lol'ing.

So I hope I got my point across, when guys use the term LOL at any time, not only is it weird, and lame, but it makes you look a real loser, just a heads up.

Speaking of real losers, I give you........

Our White Sunglasses Doucher Of The Week:

Seriously, this joke just writes itself, I mean, look at this guy! Could you look like any more of an assholey dickhead? Maybe if he was wearing a shirt that said LOL on it, I guess.

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I was at a stag last night for my very good friend Amery, and I was drunk, so now I am hungover. I hope you enjoyed this one, and Johnny Codeboner, thanks for playing poker with me and letting me win, you owe me 60 bucks, and another beer! Just a little reminder.

See you next week.